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Pretend to be my girlfriend and make a sandwich

Posted by James M.

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Saturday, 24th Mar 2012
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I need someone to meet my mum and pretend to be my girlfriend. She's been pushing really hard to get me to find a girlfriend and i'm sick of it. I need someone to turn up, pretend to be my missus and then leave. I won't touch your hand, i wont show you my collection of perfectly formed meat pies, you don't even have to tell my your real name.

i just need you to show up and get my mum OFF MY ******* BACK

I'll pay $100 inclusive of travel for an hour of your time. You'd probably be on a third of that if you wear a business shirt to work.

get at me
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Aha Nick G has got to be your man here, set up the video recorder and post that ***** on youtube for lolz when she feints because her little baby boy bats for the other team.
Are you hoping to get an actual girlfriend out of this at the same time?!
Maybe you should come out of the closet, I can pretend to be your boyfriend when you tell your mum, could be fun.
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