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Organise "Satans room of Doom" for me 3pm onwards

Posted by Jen H.

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Alexandria NSW 2015, Australia

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Wednesday, 2nd Sep 2015
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A picture says 1000 words. Look at it. Lord help me.

Or maybe you can help me :)

I need someone to come and put everything into tidy piles or whatever in some type of organisational arrangement that I can work with to start over in the room and figure out what's there and what needs to go. It's not dirty per say just enormously messy as I tend to throw everything in there that I don't know what to do with.
2 months later and it looks like satan lives there so we need to get him out and start fresh.

If you are easily confused, anxious, unorganised, poor concentration, have poor "object association" brain function or cannot handle mess please don't apply. No sticky beaks either its personal enough as it is I don't need someone nosy who actually cares what's in the room. Thank you my friends.

If you are patient, friendly, organised, efficient, self directed, logical and couldn't care less what is in the room and wouldn't read someone's personal mail or information - you are welcome! A plus if you don't mind me playing the guitar quietly in the lounge room, are willing to have a break and drink a cup of tea with me and have a sense of humour or at least socially apt so we can get along slightly for this crappy evening we are going have together.

Demographic I'm targeting is male or female, first language English/native English speaker, or culturally similar to me (American, European, New Zealand etc) and aged over 24. This is because it's not clear what's in the room at this stage and I need someone who is similar to me so there's no cross-cultural drama happening if there turns out being something awkward in there that makes you uncomfortable for whatever reason. Like a satanic pentagram or something. Unlikely but still, easier for all if we are both culturally similar.

I estimate 2,5hrs maximum as I'm there helping you as you go. If it's more you can choose whether to stay and we sort you out in cash upfront, or you may leave 100% your choice but I expect either 2,5hrs OR a finished room whichever comes first.
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Jen H. left a review for Graeme D.
“Patient and witty. Good guy”
Graeme D. left a review for Jen H.
“Rebecca guided me in a state of trepidation and beating heart into Satans den to stare down the chaos and iniquity of her spare room .
Together we summoned the Goodwill of St Michael and advanced , within 2 hours we had restored wellness and all sorcery had slunk back to the blackness from whence it came.
Thank you Rebecca
Yours gracelessly
G”
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I'm prepared to dive into this den of iniquity and face all the demons lurking there.
Shall I bring any special weapons (vac cleaner ?)
Yours fearfully
Graeme
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Jen H.poster
You my man, are a legend in both articulation and wit. But a master of good vibes and you are the chosen Messiah for this task. I accept you as my saviour and airtasker. Talk soon.
I'm prepared to face Satan and his room armed with an ear for This Could be last time (Stones) playing loudly and will bring something delectable to have with our tea.
I reckon make all that crap look like an Angels nest .
With cheerful vibes
Graeme
I need a cup of tea after reading all that lol. You certainly dont look like satan
Your description is hilarious lol
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